Satire

What a Signature !

(Sabri Sarioglu is a player who is hated by the Galatasaray fans although he is a great fan of Galatasaray. He is very talentless and ineffective in the pitch. The only thing he does is running. Every Galatasaray fan would want to see him release from the club. Also he is hated because of the discussions he has with the referees and opponents.)

According to Official Galatasaray website, Sabri Sarioglu signed a new contract for 7 years worth 70 million dollars. President Adnan Polat claimed that, "It is an honour to have a player like Sabri. His talents can help Galatasaray to win every title possible. He is a great model for everyone. I believe that other members will be very happy to play under Sabri's captaincy." Also as it is seen in the media, fans rushed to training facilities to congratulate Sabri. They are glad that he is still in the team and the leader of the ship. Sabri's comments to this signing were interesting. He said that he had many offers but he didn't wanted to play less than 10 million dollars a year.

King Is Not Leaving !

(Luis Aragones won the European Championship last summer with Spain and Fenerbahce president Aziz Yildirim appointed him as the new manager of Fenerbahce. The team had the worse season ever with Luis Aragones. He had many problems and discussions with many players. All of the fans hates gim and wants him to resign.)

Luis Aragones may not had a great season, but he said that he has more work to do with Fenerbahce. As he claimed, the team played a very good football all season long and it is over the Turkish Super League quality. He thinks that he has a future in Istanbul. Also all the board members are very happy with the comments. They imagine that losing a valuable manager like Aragones, would hurt Fenerbahce and Turkish football. Him, leaving would be like a father abondoning his sons.